Trotz strippender Girls in eindeutigen Posen und jungen Mädchen bei recht zweideutigen Massagen - Giesha macht keine müden Männer munter. Wie schon beim Vorgänger "Emmanuelle" muß man eine entführte Schönheit aufspüren. Ein japanischer Gangsterboß will die ärmste als Vorbild für eine neue Generation von Sexrobotern benutzen. Als treuer Liebhaber kannst du einen derart schändlichen Mißbrauch deiner Braut natürlich nicht zulasen und reist ihre deshalb nach Tokio hinterher.

In deinem Reisegepäck befindet sich unter anderem ein sogenannter "Hypermed", eine Mischung aus Videokamera und Multi-Media-Computer. Damit kann man schöne Momente fotografieren, sich an andere Orte beamen lassen, ja, und ein paasl Spiele hat der Kasten auch noch parat. Die sind allerdings ziemlich lächerlich: Bei einem muß man z.B. mit einem nackten (aber kläglich gezeichneten) Frauensprite durch's Meer tauchen und Diamanten aufklauben, des-weiteren gibt's einen "Space Invaders"-Clone, zahlreiche Kartenspiele und ein Strip-Game.

Zu alledem kann man verschiedene Lokalitäten besuchen, Gegenstände einsammeln, Rätsel lösen und Tests bestehen. In Geisha stecken also jede Menge Elemente, nur wurde keines ordentlich ausgebaut - es ist weder ein richtiges Adventure, noch ein Strategie- oder Action-game.

So vielversprechend die Grafik auch aussehen mag, bei diesem verunglückten Sexspielchen schläft auf Dauer selbst der härteste Computer-Macho ein. (C. Borgmeier)

PHWOOAAAAAR! Where would we be without sex, eh? We wouldn't, it's as simple as that. After evolution, sex is the oldest trick in the book, so to speak, and yet certain sections of society still find the subject embarrassing or distasteful or offensive even. So for their benefit: Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex.

The French aren't so coy about sex, that's for sure. They love it. They seem to have so much sex it's coming out of their ears. And any left-over sex, it would seem, has been used to create 'top' home computer software such as Emmanuelle and now Geisha.

As far as the dictionary's concerned, sex doesn't actually come into the repetoire of a Geisha (she only sings and dances for entertainment apparently). But of course, we don't believe that for a minute - and why should we when this Geisha's sold in a brown-paper--effect box with a bright red 'XXXX ADULTS ONLY XXXX' stamp on it? Hubba hubba.

The Top Quality plot behind Geisha concerns a young lady called Eve. She's been kidnapped by the Lustful Dragon and will die after "repeated orgasms" if he has his wicked way. He's more than welcome to her as far as I'm concerned. He didn't have to play this crap to get his claws into her in the first place.

Geisha turns out to be a dull, dreary, and very limited mouse-driven adventure with a user-interface so poor that it's more embarrassing (or offensive even) than the subject matter. Apart from bucket-loads of weak innuendo to read, the player also ges to see handfuls of badly drawn or digitised bare breasts, snatch glimpses of girls' 'other bits', and play five banal arcade 'action' sequences (these include a 'sexy' version of Mastermind in which a naked young lady caresses a 'hologram' of your good self, a 'sexy' shoot-'em-up called - this gets me every time - 'Penetration', a 'sexy' card game known as 'Erotic Fight', and a 'sexy' Strip variation of the Scissors-Paper-Stone theme.

This so-called adventure is more linear than... something appropriate which springs to mind. Geisha's just one long hard slog with far too many delays - now the Real Things might be all the more enjoyable if it was like that, but sadly the same doesn't hold true for computer entertainment.

A more tongue-in-cheek approach would have helped the game - but not much. Anyone that desperate for sexual satisfaction should have a bash at a more productive pastime and splash out elsewhere.