INTRODUCTION
With the many football games released this Summer to tie in with the World Cup, we all looked forward to some impressive new games, but so far there's not been one that's really astounding. So with US Gold releasing this offering, the official World Cup license, it's bound to be good. Or is it?
FLASHBACK
Many football games are available now to choose from and this just isn't worth forking out your cash for. It does have a good range of options but these are available in other games anyway. One different option is to change the 'Glue Factor' - how close the ball stays to your feet when tackling - which works well.
The others though, such as Game speed, weather, and the feature to customise the World Cup match, have allbeen included in other games which are a darn sight more playable than this tedious effort.
Save your money for Goal or Sensible Soccer. They may be old but they certainly show these new games a thing or two. Or if you realy do want a new footy game then I'd still wait... the computer footy games season ain't over yet!
SIMULATION
To get the idea of how World Cup USA really plays, simply imagine standing in a train toilet while going through a tunnel (for the sound effects), squinting to see only half the action and playing with a Space Hopper rather than a ball.
Seriously, it doesn't get much better than this and it is about as far away from the real thing as you can get. Set-pieces are taken using a method of setting an arc of dots to the ball in the required direction. Unfortunately this isn't very effective and is fiddly to do.
Goalkeepers are too easy to beat and the player simply takes his shot and stands there. There's no following it through its case there's a rebound which he could redirect into the goal - incredibly irritating.
A one or two button joystick can be used and even though the moves should be quite simple to carry out, the controls feel unresponsive and clumsy.
62%SOUND
Yes, it does have some and at first it sounds quite convincing but after a while it does start to sound rather like being in a train toilet while whizzing through a tunnel. Sorry, but that is the most apt description I can use to describe it. It does change slightly when you take a shot at goal but somehow it just doesn't seem to crate much atmosphere.
32%GRAPHICS
What a sorry sight this is. Well, first off, we have these enormous green borders around the screen, reducing the actual game to almost half the screen. Why this has happened is anyone's guess, but it looks dreadful and makes it very distracting.
And then we have the actual sprite size which give the impression of "Oh, we couldn't quite make our minds up whether we wanted small or large sprites, so we've opted for some that aren't really either." They're too small to show any animation and too big to play as well as the tiny Sensible Soccer sprites.
Animated sequences have been used to show the referee and the crowd cheering after a goal, but they don't look particularly effective and slow the proceedings down to a snail's pace.
28%OPINION28%
As if all this wasn't bad enough, the game is full of bugs, it crashes and is glitchy - the graphics flicker terribly when two players cross over. The whole thing looks rushed out in time for the World Cup.
There was some hope with all the options available but this was let down by the most ridiculous option screens I've ever seen. They've insisted on using the official dog mascot at every opportunity - just in case we should forget that this is the official merchandise. This all leads to total confusion as you try to differentiate between one dog picture and another.
Incidentally, once you've changed all the variables to suit your game style they don't make that much of a difference anyway. There's even the option to change the colour of the team socks. Is this meant to be serious? Does anyone really care what colour socks they have? I mean anyone with a modicum of common sense would surely have realised and said, "Hey, why don't we concentrate on things that really matter, like gameplay?". This is what counts after all. Somehow you don't feel in control of the game and there are no impressive moves to carry out.
Most of all, the game is incredibly boring! Even the most appalling football games manage to conjure some excitement especially in two-player mode. But not so in this case. You find yourself wishing for the final whistle and the game does nothing to evoke the competitive spirit.
This really is the spit in the referee whistle - avoid - unless of course you really are a glutton for punishment.