What kind of a life is it when you can't get into your SuperCobra light attack helicopter and shoot the hell out of anyone who comes your way? No kind of life at all, that's what.
Happily, you're one of the lucky ones. You've got a chopper and the enemy's coming. All you need now is a rotary cannon, turbo power (press space to activate) and hellfire missiles set by moving a circular crosshair over the target.
Got those? Off you go then - and don't forget your packed lunch.